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Original Sin

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Lusty Monk “Original Sin” Mustard: how mustard is supposed to taste. This old-style, coarse-ground, original recipe mustard will add a kick to anything you can put on a plate. We process our mustards to preserve the volatile oils that make mustard so heavenly. It’s habit forming. Really.

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Original Sin $6.95

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Hoodie

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Soft, comfy, and warm. And lusty. Durable cotton/poly blend, with a handy front pocket and the Lusty Monk logo. Men’s sizes. Great gift!

$29.95

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Lusty Thong

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Spicy Thong

The “Spread the Lust” Thong is the one fashion accessory you really shouldn’t do without. Comfy cotton/spandex blend, black with yellow print.

$14.95

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Burn in Hell

burn Our fresh-ground mustard mixed with the smoky bite of chipotles and spiced to perfection. Put it on grilled chicken, mix it in with some sauteed potatoes, slather it on a sandwich, add it to your favorite deviled egg recipe. NOTE TO CHILE HEADS: Not so hot that you’ll be running to the water cooler, we concentrated on flavor rather than scovie units. So it’ll raise your temperature, but won’t raise any blisters. add_to_cart

Burn in Hell $6.95

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Altar Boy Honey Mustard

honey Our honey mustard — it’s hot, it’s sweet, it’s just what you’re craving. Demure at the beginning, it ends up with a serious kick at the finish. A heavenly mix of fiery attitude and sweet innocence. Addictive? Absolutely. add_to_cart

Altar Boy Honey Mustard $6.95

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Gift Box

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The Lusty Monk Gift-pack, shipping included! The perfect gift, you get all three flavors — Original Sin, “Burn in Hell” Chipotle, and the “Altar Boy” Honey Mustard — as well as a “Spread the Lust” bumper sticker and two mini-bags of pretzels so you can dig right in.

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Gift Box of Lust $29.95
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Big Box O’ Lust

8_box The most economical way to satisfy your mustard cravings, order the 8-pack and you can keep your fridge stocked and give some to the neighbors as well. Comes with a “Spread the Lust” bumper sticker, and shipping is included in the price. Be sure to specify how many of each flavor you would like in your assortment. add_to_cart

Big Box O’ Lust $55
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